"Red Nails"
So, painting my nails tonight I realized that red nails are like a type of people...
I was trying to figure out what color nails to do. Looking through all my nail polishes I thought, maybe red since it's almost Christmas...good idea? Maybe..I like dark nails normally but thought it would be fun to change it up...I picked up the OPI color 'vodka and caviar' and I love pretty colors with fun names so I decided to go with that one. Pretty red, cool name..in! Even though I had doubts the entire time, I put the first coat on and I wasn't loving it...it was okay but I wasn't like "OOOHHHHHHHH", went to do the second coat...still no 'WOW' going on. Smudged my thumb when I was put the nail polish away, and then smeared the middle finger when I was turning on the shower. Grabbed the clear thinking I could save the smudges and it only made it worse. Ran all on my finger...looking like a 3 year old painted my nails. To make matters worse it was so freaking thick when I was taking it off, it was hard to get rid of, smeared, dyed my fingers, ran in the cracks, all on my cuticles, under my nails and wasted 50 cotton balls.
So let's break down and compare to people...
Just because someone has a pretty look and cool name doesn't mean they are good people. pretty on the outside does not equal pretty on the inside.
When I put on the first coat I had doubts, like people like polish, gut feelings are typically right...
Tried a second coat to make it better, nope. Only made it more intense and harder to get rid of in the end.
Tried to fix the smeared nails to smooth things out, and make it work even though I didn't really want to, only to have it take forever to dry and be a bigger pain in my butt.
Last step, took the polish off and it stained my nails and the area around it, kind of like when everything hits the fan and people wont go away because they have left marks all over your life not in a good way, in a annoying 'cant get rid of you red polish' kinda way....
Bottom line, I know a few 'Red Nails' and I'm pretty sure you do too...next time go for the one you want in the first place. It will save lots of time, energy and cotton balls. (I don't know what cotton balls really have to do with that but I needed a third example and this one fit.) Andddd, red nails work for some people..just not me.
*A BIG shout out to the girl that made this come to my mind. Because of you, and your lies and fakeness I owe this to you. If they made a VODKA AND CAVIAR RED NAIL AWARD, it would be yours!
Listening to: Everyday America by Sugarland





